Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...