tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...