Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...