One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...