Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...