Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.