Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!