One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...