Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...