Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...