Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...