Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...