Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
grasshopper with no legs
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Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...