yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !