Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...