Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...