Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...