Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...