If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...