Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Have a life after death
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The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...