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A gun for my hubby.
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Insult Collection #9
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The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
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Maggot Thatcher!
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