Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...