I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...