What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...