Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!