Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...