A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.