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How many seconds are in a year?
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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
A name for a penis
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How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
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Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Merry Christmas law
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The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...