A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...