Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...