Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...