Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...