Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...