What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...