Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”