A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...