Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!