Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...