A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!