Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....