Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...