Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Alphabet letters
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Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...