Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...