What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...