Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...