Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...