Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...