Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...