Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...