Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...