The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....