Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...